you know you are an alien when...

http://www.flixxy.com/athletic-girl-lunga-musical-africa.htm

You know you're a frat boy when...

Going for a run means going to buy alcohol for the casual night of pong you're planning...

Instead of writing this paper...

I Like Your Ting-A-Ling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0TDNR3NEY0&feature=related

Oh, Bessie.

Hilarious

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2010/10/dancing_transsexual_and_belleville_tire_slasher_one_and_the_same.php

My Backyard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkG7vqDoUa0

best part is towards the end... "ashleymadison.com"